Spelling Bee
Earlier this week, I interviewed an Employee for theft, and he wrote his confession. Needless to say, we've had some fun reading this one. Here are some excerpts:
"I been stilling gas" (apparently, he brewed his own gas outside a cabin in the woods, away from them pesky revenuers!)
"I kepted the money from the costumer that I was selling the gas to" (plus, he made arrangements to rent a really cool clown outfit while he was there!)
"I stold the gas to make money" (see, I stold you so!)
"If I am giving another chance, I will never do this again" (Well, are you giving chances or aren't you)
and the last line
"The only help I got from Randy in writing this is with spelling" (apparently not enough help)
"I been stilling gas" (apparently, he brewed his own gas outside a cabin in the woods, away from them pesky revenuers!)
"I kepted the money from the costumer that I was selling the gas to" (plus, he made arrangements to rent a really cool clown outfit while he was there!)
"I stold the gas to make money" (see, I stold you so!)
"If I am giving another chance, I will never do this again" (Well, are you giving chances or aren't you)
and the last line
"The only help I got from Randy in writing this is with spelling" (apparently not enough help)
